What did the dog say after his birthday party?
I had a doggone good time!
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What condiment has wings?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did autumn say to summer?