Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
What is another name for a cow?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?