Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What condiment has wings?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?