Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How long will dinner be?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?