Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Which president loved to take baths?
How does a taco bless the table?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?