When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?