When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
Where do polar bears vote?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?