When do cows get tired?
When they stay up pasture bedtime.
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do stars go to college?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?