Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What animal likes to party the most?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What are baby potatoes called?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?