Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What condiment has wings?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?