Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why are English teachers so smart?