Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?