What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?