What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why was the dog so popular?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?