What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Round robins.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?