What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Do you think I have crow's feet?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the confused bee say?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What condiment has wings?