What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Do you think I have crow's feet?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?