What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
A snack attack.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?