What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where do chips wear socks?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?