What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is an archer's favorite store?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?