What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why are goats so funny?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did autumn say to summer?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?