What's the loudest sport?
Racket-ball.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?