What's the loudest sport?
Racket-ball.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do jokesters study in college?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Where do cows go for lunch?