When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?