When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
I broke my finger!
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why are winter days great?
What school subject really rocks?
What bird is always sad?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?