When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why was the cat so small?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?