When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do you grill cheese?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?