What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why was the broom late for school?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Families are like fudge.