What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
Where do stars go to college?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do trees hate going to school?
It's allergy season again?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What says: oom oom oom?
How do you get kids to do something?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?