What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What birds make average students?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?