What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
They are both hoping for a call back!
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?