What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Who invented fractions?
What do cats wear to work?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?