What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?