What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What did one plate say to the other?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Which bug is related to you?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?