Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
What kind of computers do horses use?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's the richest basketball team?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?