Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do hurricanes see?
What fairy loves to count?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?