Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do fish do at parades?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why was the horse so happy?