Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the sick chicken say?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.