What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
The orca-stra!
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How is cat food sold?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?