What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
A swim meat.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How can you make 7 even?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?