What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
A swim meat.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What birds make average students?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?