Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What siblings are always sad?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?