Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What animals make the best students?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
When should you start writing a book?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?