Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?