Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which animals make the best football players?
How does dinner smell?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?