Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?