Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Carrie Underwood.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?