What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?