Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What event do spiders love to attend?