Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?