Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is another name for a cow?
What type of car do planets buy?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?