Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?