Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?