Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why was the math book sad?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?