Did you know that felines don't bite?
They just catnip.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why do bees gossip?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What season begins with a thud?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?