What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A puppuccino.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What shape is bad at driving?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?