What do dogs order at coffee shops?
A puppuccino.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's the friendliest national park?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?