Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which relative loves rice?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?