Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What animal floats best?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What day never takes itself seriously?