What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?