What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?