What did the pecan say to the walnut?
We're friends because we are both nuts!
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?