What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What are the smartest highways in the world?