What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Find somebody else to do it.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a pig thief?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?