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Find somebody else to do it.
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What do insects learn at school?
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How do you massage a chicken wing?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
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What fish loves to play in a band?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
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Who invented King Arthur's round table?