What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?