What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
How do bees get to school?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why do dogs run in circles?