What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
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Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?