What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?