What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
Why do kids love theater classes?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why are cause and effect so close?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do books sleep?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?