What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call the dog magician?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why do bees buzz?