What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What vehicle works the hardest?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?