What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?