What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do naked fish play with?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?