Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
Where do termites go camping?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What birds always travel in twos?
What color are all the books in the library?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How do chickens leave the highway?