Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?