Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why do cats love to work?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?