What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is a table you can eat?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?