What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
Families are like fudge.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
When do cows get tired?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?