What's the most popular cat in New England?
A Maine Coon.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What birds make average students?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?