What's the most popular cat in New England?
A Maine Coon.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What shape is bad at driving?