What's the most popular cat in New England?
A Maine Coon.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
My leaf blower doesn't work.