What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?