What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a henway?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a short cow?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are bakers also often hippies?