What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What birds make average students?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?