What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A bird who knocks before delivering its message.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.