What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?