What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
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Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the Easter egg hide?