What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
The next day, all the chocolate is on sale!
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?