How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Hebrews it.
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is another term for the price of gas?