What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What food is a man's best friend?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How do you spot a modern spider?