What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
When do cows get tired?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What event do spiders love to attend?