What do a sword and a piano have in common?
They can both B sharp.
What do you call two birds in love?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a table you can eat?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?