What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why are the mountains so tired?