Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the fish blush?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?