Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
How are teens like cats?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?