Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the sick chicken say?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?