What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which animals make the best football players?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which hot drink loves golf?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?