What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?