What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs would love us even if we couldn't use the can opener.
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why was the math book sad?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do cats use to beat eggs?