What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What condiment has wings?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why is furniture so generous?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do math teachers eat?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?