What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a tired tree?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?