Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's the loudest sport?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why are all priests fit?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?