Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the confused bee say?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?