Why does chewing gum never go bad?
It's always in mint condition.
What do math teachers eat?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Which plant has the best roar?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the paper say to the pencil?