What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Easter eggs.
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where do chips wear socks?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which state is the cleanest?
What animal floats best?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How do hurricanes see?