What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Easter eggs.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
I'm not a bad putter.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What was the first animal in space?
Why are cars magic?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?