Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which animal loves to have a good time?