Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?