Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Because they understand the gravity of the situation
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why was the fish so smart?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cow cross the road?