What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do math teachers eat?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?