What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do fairies always drink?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are winter days great?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?