What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
I'm not a bad putter.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why was the fish so smart?