What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which fly makes films?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?