What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What are you studying in math?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What animal styles their hair every day?