What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What day never takes itself seriously?