What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Which fly makes films?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?