What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
When does a horse talk?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?