What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What game does a rabbit always win?