What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?