What's the loudest Christmas song?
Jingle Bells.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?