What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!