What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which plant has the best roar?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is another name for a cow?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?