What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?