What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What shape has a knighthood?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did autumn say to summer?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?