Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
I'm not a bad putter.
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?