Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is sand's favorite movie?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?