Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Which plant has the best roar?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?