Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?